Herbert Kornfeld Would Be Proud

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This cracked me up because for some reason I imagined the “I.T” to stand for Information Technology. And obviously IT Banditos is hilarious. Then it made me think of the brilliant Onion articles written by “Herbert Kornfeld” the badass accountant from accounts payable. Here’s a sample:

“Yo, peep this: I know all y’all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County CPA Convention from July 14-16 at tha Ramada Inn Northeast. Y’all heard about tha violence an’ tha lootin’ an’ tha arrests an’ all that shit, but I’m here to say that most of that shizit you read in tha newzpaypas an’ saw on TV be WACK.”

Read the rest here.

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  • I have often wished I had majored in business so that I too could have beef with Accounts Payabo and wield my own letter opener of death.

    Viva la Herbert Kornfeld!

  • Mr. Kornfeld was killed off; I can’t remember how exactly without searching.

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